I asked around and got varied responses, most of them bad.
Outline your blog - Just gay.
Talk about current affairs - Ha ha, no.
Wow the readers with news from the front line of modding - Where the fuck did that come from?
Many other suggestions were made, and there was mention of toe slime, none of which helped. Until I realised I had enough crap that I didn't want to write about that writing about it all would substantiate a decent first post.
And so begins the marvellous and magical journey of self discovery as I search for the perfect first blog post.
Writing a summary of what I was going to write about was immediately a bad idea, as I have no clue as to what I will blog about. Just saying "I will write some shit. Some of it will be legible" is not a good post.
Discussing current affairs is more of a fall back plan, kind of like an "Oh shit, my life is boring as fuck and no one wants to hear about it, better write about something interesting that happened to someone else."
It's time I did some research, find some popular blog or blog-like entities and analyze their first posts. That seems like an awful lot of work so I'll just half-arse it. Hell, right now considering no-arsing it.
After studying big name blogs it seems like most big blogs start of with the writers flexing their muscle with catchy lines and promising diamonds of textual pleasure to arrive in the near future. Fuck.
Well I suppose that means I better promise you, the imaginary reader, some content now. So here goes:
This is Misadventures of a No-Good Do-Nothing, a blog about my favourite pasttime - Doing very little. I'll blog about video games, computers, internet, books, torture, humour, meat handling, immaturity, alchohol, the inevitable collapse of humanity and pretty much anything that comes across my mind with enough force to make it through the 'lazy barrier' and travel to my fingertips.
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